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Turn On/Offs by the signs

TURN ONS AND TURN OFFS BY THE SIGNS

If you want to turn on an ARIES, be...
adventuresome, expansive, inspiring and optimistic like SAGITTARIUS.
vivacious, flirty, clever and playful like GEMINI.
creative, dynamic, courageous and determined like LEO.
brilliant, humanitarian, inventive and forward-thinking like AQUARIUS. 
 
If you want to turn off an ARIES, be...
dictatorial, pompous, pessimistic, smothering and paranoid. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a TAURUS, be...
reliable, a good provider, realistic and self-motivated like CAPRICORN.
tasteful, loyal, comforting and tuned-in tMother Earth like VIRGO.
kind, creative, musical and imaginative like PISCES.
loving, affectionate, nurturing and materialistic like CANCER. 
 
If you want to turn off a TAURUS, be...
wasteful, cocky, pushy and overly familiar. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a GEMINI, be...
original, self-aware, ingenious and fascinating like AQUARIUS.
balancing, diplomatic, airy and socialable like LIBRA.
enterprising, outgoing, assertive and spunky like ARIES.
creative, expressive, dynamic and theatrical like LEO. 
 
If you want to turn off a GEMINI, be...
escapist, spaced-out, fault-finding, unspontaneous and rigid. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a CANCER, be...
probing, sensitive, intense and intuitive like SCORPIO.
compassionate, imaginative, devoted and sensual like PISCES.
calming, reliable, strong and enduring like TAURUS.
healing, soothing, ethical and loyal like VIRGO. 
 
If you want to turn off a CANCER, be...
combustable, self-serving, childish, and condescending. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a LEO, be...
courageous, energetic, outgoing and optimistic like ARIES.
expansive, humorous, sparkling and good-natured like SAGITTARIUS.
vivacious, thoughtful, adaptable and agreeable like GEMINI.
fun, romantic, appreciative and gracious like LIBRA. 
 
If you want to turn off a LEO, be...
self-indulgent, vain, lazy, conniving or deceptive. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a VIRGO, be...
responsible, financially-sensible, logical and practical like TAURUS.
cautious, rational, hard-working and a pillar of the community like
CAPRICORN.
protective, confidential, private, and materialistic like CANCER.
strong, astute, persuasive and strategy-oriented like SCORPIO. 
 
If you want to turn off a VIRGO, be...
intrusive, unstable, unrealistic, tactless and overly talkative. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a LIBRA, be...
neighborly, mental, affable and youthful like GEMINI.
tolerant, humanitarian, open-minded and intellectually-stimulating like
AQUARIUS.
artistic, stylish, theatrical and gracious like LEO.
intelligent, insightful, principled and sincere like SAGITTARIUS. 
 
If you want to turn off a LIBRA, be...
obsessive, greedy, ruthless and a control-freak. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a SCORPIO, be...
private, loving, feeling and affectionate like CANCER.
mystical, psychic, imaginative and sensual like PISCES.
discrete, analyzing, attuned and organizing like VIRGO.
grounded, conscientious, serious and motivated like CAPRICORN. 
 
If you want to turn off a SCORPIO, be...
fixed, rigid, too-trendy or overly-literal. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a SAGITTARIUS, be...
assertive, optimistic, forward-moving and matter-of-fact like ARIES.
regal, heart-felt, self-expressive and dynamic like LEO.
airy, fun, youthful, just and gracious like LIBRA.
eccentric, unconventional, inventive and fascinating like AQUARIUS. 
 
If you want to turn off a SAGITTARIUS, be...
fanatical, deceptive, stingy, rigid or detached. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a CAPRICORN, be...
practical, nourishing, tasteful and responsible like TAURUS.
well-organized, discriminating, and comforting but discrete like VIRGO.
kind, caring, modest and adapting like PISCES.
determined, inspirational, focused and ambitious like SCORPIO. 
 
If you want to turn off a CAPRICORN, be...
argumentative, lazy, self-serving, wishy-washy or quixotic. 
 
 
If you want to turn on an AQUARIUS, be...
mental, inventive, clever and handy like GEMINI.
airy, beautiful, tolerant and calming like LIBRA.
innovative, vital, energetic and ahead of the pack like ARIES.
expansive, sparkling, enthusiastic and independent like SAGITTARIUS. 
 
If you want to turn off an AQUARIUS, be...
intolerant, judgmental, dogmatic, bullying and grasping. 
 
 
If you want to turn on a PISCES, be...
soothing, private, intuitive and protective like CANCER.
inspirational, mystical, sensitive and intense like SCORPIO.
beautiful, creative, calming and relaxed like TAURUS.
reliable, grounded, dependable and respectful of personal boundaries like
CAPRICORN. 
 
If you want to turn off a PISCES, be...
sarcastic, a wind-bag, overly-direct or argumentative. 

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